Unwinnable 150th Anniversary Facsimile Book

Celebrate 150 years of the greatest cultural criticism in the world! Since 1872, Unwinnable has dealt in the hardest hitting opinions and silliest absurdity that the written word has ever known. This facsimile of the very first issue proves unequivocally that Unwinnable has existed since 1872 and that we've all been trapped here over the decades, unable to escape, like a barrel of liches. Maybe if you buy enough copies, the curse will be broken and we'll finally be free. Originally reprinted as a PDF in April 2022, this is the first time in 154 years that this historic tome will exist in the material world.

This is a pre-order! Physical books are expected to ship in August (that part is not a joke).

48 full color pages. Pre-orders also include a tri-fold pamphlet of 1872-inspired backgrounds for the Troika tabletop RPG. You've never crawled a dungeon until you've crawled it in the role of Yellowstone National Park! How does that even work? We don't know! Suitable for use as a bookmark.

United States residents only! We'll ship internationally, but you gotta drop us a line so we can work out shipping: [email protected]